Olaf by.SnOw1 Scholz
4 20th Exodus to?
Movie no-lookalike administrative minimalism

Pourposting (perpetual state of releasighlanding)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJ5ZEn67tk&t=240s a.k.a. [b][T][dblue][0][/dblue] The Sewers Flashback Forum [red]Mafia[/red][/b]

It's, like if nobody ever finishes pissing, they never start shaking (up the status quo); saturating TL mafia cyberspace with eternal pissy assscent
. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGazkrOXPR4
Peegasus [latter 3 letters mean up in romanian] https://youtube.com/watch?v=mIzQuQlk1s8&t=113s [list]Schoen & gut, but what are [i]we[/i] doing here? [/list] [anchowee]At 14:03, Réunion island is getting caressed. The music is a lie, though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BpJoeevvxlw&t=113s Better. 
[hr][B]On October 05 2020 10:50 AllHailHydraGod wrote:[/B]
[QUOTE][B]On January 22 2019 05:16 Puosu wrote:[/B]
Very well but let us start by redefining gravity - in the philosophical sense

Gravity is piss and poo[/QUOTE][QUOTE][B]On January 27 2019 05:33 Puosu wrote:[/B]
It is perhaps at this juncture that the question "What does it mean?" begins to be heard, and that problems of exegesis prevail over problems of use and efficacy. The emperor, the god--what did he mean? In place of segments of the chain that are always detachable, a detached partial piece of poop on which the whole chain depends; in place of a polyvocal graphism flush with the real, a biunivocalization forming the transcendent dimension that gives rise to a linearity; in place of nonsignifying signs that compose the networks of a territorial chain, a despotic signifier from which all the piss uniformly flows in a deterritorialized flow of writing. Men have even been seen drinking this flow![/QUOTE][img]https://i.imgur.com/eCDbw2n.png[/img]
Took me some time to remember where this image was hiding

[hr]On December 02 2019 13:02 Facet wrote:
[QUOTE][B]On January 27 2019 05:33 Puosu wrote:[/B][QUOTE][B]On January 26 2019 11:55 AllHailHydraGod wrote:[/B][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/X8HcFpj.jpg[/img]

Different words can inspire different ideas in people. No two people have the exact same inspiration from one word, and this is the purpose of this exercise:
use the words below as inspiration and write whatever you feel like - be it prose or poetry. What do they put in mind? What ideas come to you? You don't have to include the words, write as it suits you.

[red][i]exegesis

polyvocal

graphism

biunivocalization 

deterritorialized[/i][/red]

Craft something out of your own ideas sparked by these words!​[/center][/QUOTE]

[leviatanchor][s][/leviatanchor] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2egRlr6uM [leviatanchor][/s] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU29dDNqT8E [leviat/anchor]
It is perhaps at this jun[leviatanchor][®anchor][/leviatanchor]c[leviatanchor][/®anchor]k [s][/leviatanchor]ture[leviatanchor][/s][/leviatanchor] that the question "What does it mean?" begins to be heard, and that problems of exegesis prevail over problems of use and efficacy. The [leviatanchor]Emperor[®anchor][/leviatanchor]anthropomorphism-ready constellation of divine principles[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor], the god--what did they mean? In place of segments of the [leviatanchor]chain[®anchor][/leviatanchor]reel of max awesomeness[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] that are [leviatanchor]always detachable[®anchor][/leviatanchor]our-world-sterile[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor], a  [leviatanchor]detached[®anchor][/leviatanchor]cross-reference-ready[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] partial piece of [leviatanchor]poop[®anchor][/leviatanchor]anchor[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] on which the whole [leviatanchor]chain[®anchor][/leviatanchor]reel[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] depends; in place of a polyvocal graphism flush with the [leviatanchor]chain[®anchor][/leviatanchor]reel, outlying the territory where the divine and mundane dimensions overlap[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor], a biunivocalization forming the transcendent properties that give rise to the balanced linearity of love; from which all the [leviatanchor]piss[®anchor][/leviatanchor]shine[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] uniformly flows in this deterritorialized flow of writing. [leviatanchor]Men[®anchor][/leviatanchor]The most skillful and intelligent adventurers[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] have even been seen [leviatanchor]drinking[®anchor][/leviatanchor]resonating with[leviatanchor][/®anchor][/leviatanchor] this flow![/QUOTE]
Good job.[leviatanchor] 

Yes, many men have drank piss. Word around the campfire —before someone put it out by pissing on it— was if you inflate your post count with piss posts, eventually breaching the threshold of post searchability, and still post piss it's a dead giveaway. Supposedly every pisspost on TL can be traced back to the pissy pussy posse Puosu is clearly a high-ranking member of. 'Tis also rumored that every associated member's accounts is operated by the same individual, who also loves to shitpost, recently got made a mod, and is out to close everything that isn't a shitthread and ban everyone who isn't shitposting, now; since what clearly would've turned out to be the best forum mafia game of the decade fell victim to the loss of his/her monumental-fuckup virginity, he/she will most likely consider many a lower-profile targets.

Ok, let's try unequivocal, hatred and melancholy

[indent]"Wretched life!" Puosu exclaimed, interrupting a long-lasting silence; which felt, for a long time, uninterruptible. Day had turned into night. A natural process, repeated countless times throughout his life - however, Puosu had witnessed it for the first time while in a patient state of concentration. It's what he set out to do; his undertaking for the evening: to sit in his wooden sofa with leather cushioning, on the front porch of the farmhouse which he and his estranged sister, Fecalfeast had inherited from their grandmother, a couple of months ago. Sit and watch the light fade. Neighborhood dogs started barking as a retort. 
[indent]"Unequivocally wretched", he protested back. What Puosu didn't articulate right then, in part because there was no [spoiler=Thesaurus].. or rather the language, referring primarily to nonsensical wordings, that gave the word 'thesaurus' an unwarranted, bad reputation[/spoiler]-speaking audience to hear it, was that he felt a high note of joy, originating from a long overdue rediscovery of how it felt like to follow through with a planned course of action. Precise and uncompromising. Planning and execution.
[indent]"Life..," he went on to say instead, gradually increasing volume.. shouting: "is a SNOWBALL!" He was never any good at pulling himself together emotionally. "Ughuh, uhhh." A tear slid down his cheek. He rubbed it dry, then got up and made his way towards the fireplace. 'It's going to get cold," he anticipated judging by the lack of clouds; nothing to keep the warmth from dissipating.
[indent]That night, he had a dream, of having supper in the candle-lit kitchen. His sister was sitting beside him. As Fecalfeast was eagerly writing something down on a piece of paper, Puosu was trying to eat soup, using a knife for a spoon. He got frustrated and ripped the paper from under her elbow, upon which Fecalfeast grabbed his knife and impaled his eye socket.
[indent]Shivering he awoke, sweat-soaked and disoriented. He put his loafers on, slid in the damper to entrap the warm air in the fireplace, changed his undergarments and, wearing a robe, went out to the kitchen to get a glass of water. On the table lay the paper the pieces of which were held together with transparent tape. He took it in his hands and started to read out loud:
[indent]"An innocent child, you are playing around in the snow, feeling nothing but joy. God hands you a snowball, and the angels urge you to drop and roll it. Before long, you have built your first snowman, and you summon the angels to have a look. Horrified they [spoiler=scream][quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10676485#p10676485]post 12[/url], Allomancer wrote:
wait where is the other forum? reddit?[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10676514#p10676514]post 13[/url], Creature wrote:
Google is your friend

Use it well[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10676520#p10676520]post 14[/url], Allomancer wrote:
wait what? so are you allhailhydragod or facet @Definition?[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10676638#p10676638]post 15[/url], Invisibility wrote:
this is what i found when searching https://quizlet.com/125565113/midterm-discussion-questions-flash-cards/
tbf i use bing[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10677767#p10677767]post 16[/url], Majiffy wrote:
God is a dated philosophical placeholder for metaphysical universalism ala Descartes

Fuck universalism[/quote]
[quote][url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10678511#p10678511]post 17[/url], Invisibility wrote:
definition how should i appreciate gravity?
like should i view it as the thing that allows me to exist?[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10679346#p10679346]post 18[/url], Charles510 wrote:
Gravity is a curve in spacetime caused by the presence of mass and energy according to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity.[/quote]
[quote][url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10679440#p10679440]post 19[/url], Psyche wrote:
this thread is really vintage[/quote][/spoiler] and flee. What has happened, you don't know. Shocked you witness God's amiable face turning furious... the hatred in his eyes."
[indent]At this point a mended tear traverses the paper. Reading on, Puosu learned that "The sky rips open and time escapes through a celestial event horizon, leaving nothing but a loop of the horrifying [spoiler=screams][quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682180#p10682180]post 21[/url], Invisibility wrote:
i read my name[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682181#p10682181]post 22[/url], Invisibility wrote:
but it wasnt me now i am cryinf[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682220#p10682220]post 23[/url], Allomancer wrote:[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682104#p10682104]post 20[/url], Definition wrote:
Facet is a welcoming hydra. AHHG is a hydra with mod privileges - the password is nearly impossible to deduce without insider knowledge. They are vestiges of forum mafia games played inconspicuously, in-tandem with the ongoing discussions of the time, in regular forum threads, sometimes in the mafia subforum too (mafiaception). Semi-persistent, communist-account constellations enabled interesting mechanics, immersion and consequences - lynched, shot or stabbed players would get locked down, or they were excluded from access updates to scum's mod-privileged hydra (for kills), and the loser folk and modkilled got their personal accounts marked for lockdown or a permaban (which was fun because they had to behave accordingly to warrant it first, as their performance got rated by the winners anticipating a flamboyant spectacle)[/quote]Wait what? can you explain this more?[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682443#p10682443]post 24[/url], Annadog40 wrote:
Gravity is working agienst us[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682471#p10682471]post 25[/url], Allomancer wrote:[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682443#p10682443]post 24[/url], Annadog40 wrote:
agienst[/quote]I'm going to immortalize this so that you can't edit it away.[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682516#p10682516]post 26[/url], vonflare wrote:
Annadog40's typos are intentional for comedic effect[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682538#p10682538]post 27[/url], Invisibility wrote:
gravyatyutatityv[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682953#p10682953]post 28[/url], rb wrote:[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682471#p10682471]post 25[/url], Allomancer wrote:[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10682443#p10682443]post 24[/url], Annadog40 wrote:
agienst[/quote]I'm going to immortalize this so that you can't edit it away.[/quote]
wow you got her imo[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10683832#p10683832]post 29[/url], Invisibility wrote:
gotta admit rb, imo’s losing its humor[/quote]
[quote]In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10683909#p10683909]post 30[/url], rb wrote:
wow the more people get annoyed by it the more i find it hilarious imo[/quote][/spoiler] of the infant angels, piercing your heart like icicle daggers, looping on and on for what you intuitively know is infinity times infinity. Enter the devil. He makes you an offer you can't refuse. Consequently it gets hotter and hotter and hotter, but everything except for the snowman is lit infernal. You die in agony."
[indent]His voice fades.. "But your soul.. You, Puosu. Look at you"'now.'
[indent]He pours piss into a glass, drinks up, goes back to bed and sleeps like a baby for ever after.
[indent]'You are the pissy snowman'

[small][small]Get it? Because your icon's an archon? Yeet[/small][/small]

Nevertheless, [u]as with many things that wound up being good despite[/u],[/leviatanchor] I now feel inspired to follow this model and open an inter-dimensional portal to the osu! forum, creating and linking two threads —the other in the Broodwar section of TL— with the same name, which I'll create with the purpose of generating hype for a new fad: playing osu! on [b]starcraft[/b] progamer FPVOD mouseclick beatmaps + official commentary.[leviatanchor]

[center][i]immersion overwhelming[/i]

Cheat enabled![/center]

Coming soon.

FADE TO BLACK 

Landing / A cluster of excerpts meant to depict a fraction of the effort that has gone into setting up Mafia on a Plane:
[center]... [Necessity to unveil (word count way above even RB standards of 'Dear God')-level material pending] ...[/center][l/eviatanchor][hr]
Well that is the, dare I say it and truly mean it, coolest thing anyone ever came up with in the history of osu!-starcraft-related-hybrid-content-featuring forums. How is putting it to practice progressing?

[QUOTE][B]On December 02 2019 13:47 Djzapz wrote:[/B]
I suspect some form illness is at play here.[/QUOTE]And how come this type of sigh-posting is indulged[leviatanchor], it got edited even, while witty and worthwhile thread creators and contributors are getting mobbed and gaslighted to feel ashamed for exhibiting playful genius and constructive compliance with the demands that the act of handling non-trivial subject matter invokes? Who profits from 5-figure-postcount sigh-artists retarding in promising threads one day, writing blogs about sacraments and milestone travels as if a cognitively able and socially functioning person the next, anyway, whilst disposal of good people left and right abounds[/leviatanchor]? 
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZdX2OVw.jpg[/img][hr]comes to mind. [/anchowee]

[b]You're a Bourbon Vanilla [green]Townie[/green]

You got your vote you'd rather cast straight at the worst smelling post concocter, if it weren't for the fact that mafia get access to the lab and its most divine smelling ante recipe archive, only to give no fucks and start pissshitting up the forum once they've reduced the numbers of your kind, the ones who'd permanently abide by the highest olfactory-equivalent standard their time, immersion and cognition enables them to, if it weren't for these kakarots in mod clothing picturing themselves Joshua, the son of Nun commanding the razing of the walls of Jericho you have to expose as saboteurs.[/b][list]Well finally someone has the balls to just let the mod smurfs be the [b][red]Mafia[/red][/b][/list][b]So you get to speculate, and I can remain unbothered regarding NKs; it's for the best.[/b]